DISCLAIMER Me nor Tripod is are responsible if you perform the things that are written below. They are just for information. So I'm not responsible if you get hurt or anything stupid like that.

Tennis Ball Bomb by The Jolly Roger

Ingredients:

- Strike anywhere matches

- A tennis ball

- A nice sharp knife

- Duct tape

Break a ton of matchheads off. Then cut a SMALL hole in the tennis ball. Stuff all of the matchheads into the ball, until you can't fit any more in. Then tape over it with duct tape. Make sure it is real nice and tight! Then, when you see a geek walking down the street, give it a good throw. He will have a blastTennis Ball Bombs by The Jolly Roger

Do ya hate school? by The Jolly Roger

- One of my favorites for getting out of a class or two is to call in a bomb threat. Tell 'em that it is in a locker. Then they have to check them all, whilst you can slip away for an hour or two. You can even place a fake bomb (in any locker but YOURS!). They might cancel school for a week while they investigate (of course, you will probably have to make it up in the summer...).

- Get some pure potassium or pure sodium, put it in a capsule, and flush it down the toilet (smells awful! Stinks up the whole school!).

- Use a smoke grenade in the hallway.

- Steal the computer passwords & keys. Or steal the 80 column cards inside if they are (gag) IBM.

- Make friends with student assistants and have them change your grades when the teachers hand in their bubble sheets for the report cards.

- Spit your gum out on the carpet in the library or whatever and grind it into the carpet. Watch the janitors cry!

- Draw on lockers or spraypaint on the building that the principal is a fascist.

- Stick a potato in the tailpipe of the principal's car.

-Get a virus from The Black Gate BBS, and infect their computers! Most likely they use WordPerfect, Excel, and shit like that.Do ya hate school? by The Jolly Roger

Ripping off Change Machines by the Jolly Roger

Have you ever seen one of those really big changer machines in airports laundrymats or arcades that dispense change when you put in your 1 or 5 dollar bill? Well then, here is an article for you.

1) Find the type of change machine that you slide in your bill length wise, not the type where you put the bill in a tray and then slide the tray in!!! 2) After finding the right machine, get a $1 or $5 bill. Start crumpling up into a ball. Then smooth out the bill, now it should have a very wrinkly surface. 3) Now the hard part. You must tear a notch in the bill on the left side about 1/2 inch below the little 1 dollar symbol (See Figure). 4) If you have done all of this right then take the bill and go out the machine. Put the bill in the machine and wait. What should happen is: when you put your bill in the machine it thinks everything is fine. When it gets to the part of the bill with the notch cut out, the machine will reject the bill and (if you have done it right) give you the change at the same time!!! So, you end up getting your bill back, plus the change!! It might take a little practice, but once you get the hang of it, you can get a lot of money!

Computer Disk Bomb

Materials:

A disk

Scissors

White or blue kitchen matches (they MUST be these colors!)

Clear nail polish

Procedure:

Carefully open up the diskette (3.5" disks are best for this!) Remove the cotton covering from the inside. Scrape a lot of match powder into a bowl (use a wooden scraper, metal might spark the matchpowder!) After you have a lot, spread it evenly on the disk. Using the nail polish, spread it over the match mixture Let it dry. Carefully put the diskette back together and use the nail polish to seal it shut on the inside (where it came apart). When that disk is in a drive, the drive head attempts to read the disk, which causes a small fire, ENOUGH HEAT TO MELT THE DISK DRIVE AND FUCK THE HEAD UP!!! I'd like to see those fucks in the computer lab fix that!